Archives for December 2015

Client wish list (part 2: ladies)

Ok here’s the list of women that I would love to have as clients. Specifically, I would love to have as ‘sex therapy’ clients so that I could take their full sexual history.

  1. Anne Heche – I love her in everything, but what’s the real reason she broke up with Ellen all those years ago?
  2. Raven Symone – She has done a really good job of keep her “partners” secret over the years. So what’s really been going on?
  3. Condoleezza Rice – I don’t think she slept with President Bush, but it makes me wonder who did she sleep with in the White House?
  4. Miley Cyrus – I have no explanation; I just want to know more about her.
  5. Gayle King – Does having Oprah as a friend hurt or help your sex life? Just wondering how you balanced it all.
  6. Juanita Bynum – My idea is that she has a feast or famine sex life. I’d love to know if my assumptions are correct?
  7. MaDonna – I wonder if she is as sexually adventurous as she has convinced the world she is. I think she’s been a brilliant marketer and business person since the womb. Sex sells and she knew it!
  8. Hillary Clinton – Our 1st woman president (possibly) – really who wouldn’t want her as a client?
  9. Robin Roberts – She is the epitome of graceful to me. I’d simply like to know how has she maintained her grace throughout the years as she figured hour her sexuality and lived so successfully.
  10. Angelina Jolie – because she gets to sleep with Brad Pitt.


I hope this was as fun for you to read as it was for me to write.



My client wish list (men 1st)

Hello All,
Lately, I’ve been obsessed thinking about famous people that I would like to have in my office so that I can take their full sexual histories. In the health care industry we always have to take a person’s history to ensure we give them appropriate tailored care and mental health is no different. Moreover, sex therapy is no different. When I intake new clients I take a full sexual history and many times my clients gain insights from simply saying all that information out loud. Often they enjoy the process, as it can be very cathartic, and I do to.
So, here’s my Top 10 Client wish list. If I ever the chance I would love to take their full sexual histories (and be their therapist too)….
1. Prince – just because the rumors throughout the years have been… Insatiable (every pun intended)
2. Bill Clinton – because… Do we really still think it was just the 1 intern?
3. Osama bin Laden- Can you have a sexual history if you are hiding in the desert from the U.S. Armed Forces?
4. Bishop Eddie Long – Do I need to explain?
5. Jimmy Swaggart- Again, Do I need to explain?
6. Stedman, yes Oprah’s Stedman- just curious to see if he was loyal to Opharh all those years and how did that effect their sex life.
7. Jimmy Fallon – because he’s so funny to me I think we’d laugh the whole time
8. RuPaul – he is so freak’n gorgeous when he’s in drag, I know there are people who just have fallen in love with him off of looks alone.
9. The Pope – just how progressive are is Mr. Jorge Mario Bergoglio?
10. Dennis Rodman – because I’m still confused over why he wore that wedding dress.
11. Last, if I could have just one more…. It would be Lil’ Wayne – because what I hear on the radio does not match what I see on TV. I have to wonder, What other surprises would a candid conversation hold.
So, notice there are now women on the list. I’ll do a separate one for them. Stay tuned.